Blackadder:Yes, Baldrick, that's the way of the world. The abused always kick downward. I'm annoyed, and so I kick the cat. The cat pounces on the mouse, and the mouse bites you in the behind.
Baldrick:And what do I do sir?
Blackadder:Nothing, you are last in God's great chain, Baldrick. Unless there is an earwig around here you want to victimise.